Thursday, June 17, 2010

Does a Gummy Army Travel On Its Stomach?


My unscientific yet thorough in its own way analysis of candy preferences tells me that devotion to gummy candy is an overwhelmingly female trait. Maybe the gummy candy people think so too. Why else would they have produced Green Gummy Army Guys? Now you can crawl around in the backyard and have your bloodthirsty war games and eat them too! Surely Alice Ziplinsky would have deplored and also admired this product.

6 comments:

  1. Those look disgusting. Once again, I am hugely envious of you for attending the candy convention.

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  2. I didn't taste these, and now I wonder, are they lime (green)-flavored, or are they dirt flavored, or what?

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  4. Thanks, I think. This feels like the equivalent of a well-meant chain letter, however, and I just can't.

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  5. Fatigue flavor? Foxhole flavor? Olive (drab)?

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