Did I make this up? Alas, no. Seriously missing from the pages of True Confections, Intentional Chocolate is described thusly:
"In Madison, Wisconsin, experienced meditators – some who have trained with the Dalai Lama – project the positive intention into a device...licensed to Intentional Chocolate™ designed to capture, hold, and then transfer the intention into food products.The intention projected by the monks into our chocolate through this revolutionary transfer technology is this: Whoever consumes this chocolate will manifest optimal health and functioning at physical, emotional and mental levels, and in particular will enjoy an increased sense of energy, vigor and well-being for the benefit of all beings.”
"In Madison, Wisconsin, experienced meditators – some who have trained with the Dalai Lama – project the positive intention into a device...licensed to Intentional Chocolate™ designed to capture, hold, and then transfer the intention into food products.The intention projected by the monks into our chocolate through this revolutionary transfer technology is this: Whoever consumes this chocolate will manifest optimal health and functioning at physical, emotional and mental levels, and in particular will enjoy an increased sense of energy, vigor and well-being for the benefit of all beings.”
And some people thought the music in Triangle was far-fetched.
Oh, how wonderful. I think I definitely need som of that.
ReplyDeleteAlso, an "e" on the end of some. But you cannot have everything.
ReplyDeleteCan I trade unused Es for chocolate, do you think?
Unintentional dropped vowels for intentional chocolate, I really don't see why not.
ReplyDeleteI heard about this but have not been able to find any...yet.
ReplyDeleteWhat about an Onion-style article in which the device has been stolen, various bad intentions projected into chocolate, a town gone mad, bad, wanton, agoraphobic, whatever. You could be the expert quoted in the article.
ReplyDeleteIndeed! But you wouldn't have to steal the device, surely you could develop your own if they could do it, and from there, create a business to takes order for bad intention chocolates saturated with nasty, vicious thoughts (perhaps one could engage imprisoned criminals for this enterprise), giftwrapped and sent to your worst enemies.
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