Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Memo to that Certain Family Member


Dear You Know Who You Are:

Perhaps you wouldn't lie awake nights wondering if my forthcoming family memoir has "all those bad things" in it if you hadn't done all those bad things in your long, long life! Give it a thought one of these 3 a.m.s between now and pub date in July.

I am far kinder and also far more discreet than you deserve. For example, I just wrote that.

3 comments:

  1. That, makes a whole lot of sense to me.

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  2. I fell over laughing when I read that.

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  3. Yowza!! Can't wait for the book... ;-)

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